Sunday, February 05, 2006

Weekend Quotes

Here are quoates spoken aloud during my weekend.

"thedivorceididnotwant.blogspot.com, why was Imawhinnybitch.com taken"-Mark
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'Wow I can see where they spliced the film together" - Josiah (After seeing Jesse and his sister standing right next to each other.)
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"Joisah, you left before all of us, how the hell did we beat you here, you must drive like my grandma?" -me
"You know Rob, when I crossed the bridge and held my breath. Then I made my wish, and I wished that you found someone to make you happy, within the next month. But you know what, when I go back across that bridge, I am going to ask that the wish be taken back." -Josiah
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"And if you ever want to know anything about Rob, we can give you his website." Jesse to the new guy in the group, Phil.
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Yes Rob mentioned that jarrod is the cool man of the dork world... Thats like being the smartest guy with Downe Syndrome.- Josiah
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"Rob, We all went out without you Friday night, and we met the perfect girl for you at Bed bath and Beyond."-Josiah
"REALLY"-Rob
"Yeah, and she had all the qualities you liked, she enjoyed alot of the same activities, and she was a chubby chaser."-Jarrod
"You guys are just fucking with me arent you?" -Me
*Uncontrolable Laughter*
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"I have to remember a flea market is not good place to meet women."-ME
"Rob, you need to take anything you can get."-Jarrod
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"So are we watching the Super Bowl."-Josiah
*Blank stares from everyone else in the room*
"What I was just asking"-Josiah
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"Jacob is going to fit right in with us"-Jesse, after his nephew made fun of me while we were eating breakfast at Shoneys.
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"Phil is going to fit right in with us"-Matt after the new guy Phil made fun of me.
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"I am so sorry guy, Jesse says I have to dance topless for coke"-Me
"Wow, isn't that how REQUIM OF A DREAM started out."-Josiah

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"My eyes, I can still see it through my shirt"-Josiah, while I was dancing topless for coke.
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"The leather Shorts actually have a zipper in the back"-Jeff
"Did you get the ass less chaps to go with it?"-Me
"Actually Rob, all Chaps are assless."-Matt
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"And lets not forget that jeff is Mormon."-Josiah
"(SIGH) I am METH-O-DIST, not Mormon, we are baptist that can read"-Jeff
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"We need a list of all the inside jokes, for all the new people that we invite over here. -Josiah
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"My brother and I, when we were younger, would stick the garden hose in our mouth, and turn it on and try to swallow all the water as fast as we could."-Jesse
"And for Jesse that is all how it started"-Josiah
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"Yeah, well I am leading a celibate lifestyle"-Me
"Really, so decide on becoming celibate, would you like to know all my tricks and how to cope with it Rob?"
"No I did not say I decided I would be celibate, all the women in the world, had a meeting and decided it for me."-Rob

There is so memerable quotes. I hope you laugh at some of them i know I did.

Have a good Day
Rob

posted by Hendersonman @ 5:56 PM Comments: 1