Divorced & Dealing

Another theft of ideas.

I stole this of Oh So wonderfuls site, who stole it from someone else, who more than likely made it up theselves (Yeah right, these ideas are passed around more than a playboy bunny at an orgy)

So you pick a search engine, and the type in your name, and the then the word needs. Then copy down what pops up. So here we go.


Everyone of these statements needs to start with Robert Needs

-a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths. (Wow all i can say is that is very true.)

-very attentive supervision
in situations where strangers or others could take advantage of his need ... (wow thats just creppy)

- a family who will participate with Robert in his interests

- to be remembered

-a good night's sleep, just like the rest of us

-most right now is OUR PRAYERS (man that is just funny)

-a title, position, influence, authority and paycheck to go with his position,

-Money

-to strengthen reading comprehension skills ...

-our support, not punishment ...

-HEART SURGERY. HE'S ONE OF FIVE MILLION AMERICANS DIAGNOSED WITH CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE (I had no idea, now I am a little scared)

-help to enhance his self-esteem and social skills ... (Wow, who would believe that)

-to quit picking his nose

-to represent

-his nails done and Dana directs him to the polish remover ..

-a wife with a large dowry (Sigh, if only)

-to keep the tool in the box and stop doing Meredith's sister for one ...(wow I hope that is taken out of context)

-Robert needs her.) ...

-to be kicked in the nads also (Umm just for the record no i dont)

-to change his boyfriend to a girlfriend. ... (WTF is this all about)

-some Robert-time, preferably spent with some good >books on moral philosophy.

-a red light on his head since he is so high up (okay again wtf)

-to dye his hair red ..

-volunteers to help with the car wash and to help with the pancake ... (Yum, pancakes)

-this word (as well as adultery and fornication)

-funny trousers.

-to stop saying such nasty things about women ...

-to kill himself!

-to stop acting like hes the sexiest guy in the world ... (but damn I am smoothe)


Its amazing what you can find just by typing it. Its a funny little exercise, I hope you enjoy doing it also.


I hope someone else tries this cause its funy to see what pops up.

posted by Hendersonman @ 11:18 PM Comments: 1